You know the interesting thing about life is: Some people I know and some people I don't know.

I'd like to know you.. Thanks.

I have three fish. They swim. That's about the end of that. They all look so much a like, I can't name them. So they are nameless fish that swim in my tank. Well, not really MY tank. I don't go in it. I am too tall. I got my feet in it once. They tried to lick me I think. Or maybe it was bite me? I don't know.

If there was only one thing I could ever teach you......it'd be this: Always remove your shoes before being set on fire. Nothing smells worse than burning rubber. And while you're at it, shave your head too. Burning hair isn't the best smell either.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.